Whoa, dude. Why are you naked?

hitlervevo:

hitlervevo:

today i learned that you can text the police if you’re dead

NO NO NO I MEANT IF YOU’RE DEAF OMFG

wild-lion:

are you a traffic sign because stop

(Source: darrynek)

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(Source: bigstupidbaby)